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bewbies:

i don’t even know why i give people relationship advice. do u know how shitty it is to ask someone who wants a relationship for relationship advice?????

"I was just thinking of how much I love you, and I haven’t stopped thinking since."

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

adraughtofamortentia:

supermoclel:

are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares 

I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.

"I guess"
-I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence